I’m beginning to notice a certain pattern in my entries. The ones in English tend to be more junkish and trivial compared to the ones in Indonesian, but they have such a frivolous writing style. Well, putting that aside, here is another junk entry, just for laughs.

You see, I receive many spam messages everyday in my email, and for some reason most of them are for Viagra and other such ‘medications’. Some of them have such witty, and poetic email subjects!

  • “Women won’t look in your eyes, they will look at your bulge”

  • “Now you can have a real masterpiece inside your pants”

  • “Your beast will get deeper in”

  • “Your drawbolt will get deeper in”

  • “Show big pride at every ride!”

  • “Your little friend looks like a dwarf? One click is enough”

  • “Every little boy dreams of having a big male joy”

  • “Women will be singing odes to the majestic monster in your pants”

  • “Give your women kind of zest cause you are so pretty blessed”

  • “It will be hard to hide your bulgy male pride”

  • “From bigger virility you get bigger utility.”

  • “Live a big life of a big man with a big instrument inside your pants”

  • “Your large tool will be as big as a champagne bottle”

  • “Set your member free by growing it bigger than a tree”

  • “This night, your bedroom will be jungles, and you? A wild tiger!”

  • “Make your apparatus firmer and longer”

  • “Shock her with your new size”

  • “Give her horneymoon again”

  • “You’ll easily make girls addictive to your rod” (lol, bad grammar)

  • “Triple the power, quadruple the pleasure”

These aren’t all; I didn’t insert some of them because they were too vulgar. The ones I’ve put up are actually pretty mild, actually… :P So, have I wasted a part of my life scanning through my Spam folder just to find witty subjects of  potentially-dangerous emails? Hell yeah.